221bitssmallerontheoutside:

validx2:

Bruh these new generation moms lol

omg

Sunday Oct 19 @ 11:05pm

greetings:

Robert Downey Jr is my fave

Sunday Oct 19 @ 11:05pm
secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

Sunday Oct 19 @ 11:03pm
  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake
Sunday Oct 19 @ 11:01pm
Sunday Oct 19 @ 11:01pm
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chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

Sunday Oct 19 @ 10:53pm

dandehaane:

things i need u to please know right now:

  • bad days don’t last forever
  • napping is never a crime
  • all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
  • also dogs, they love u very much
  • instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
  • u are a part of this world 
  • and a very important part
  • don’t doubt that for a single second
Sunday Oct 19 @ 10:51pm
mishjerry:


every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

Sunday Oct 19 @ 10:51pm

WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

Sunday Oct 19 @ 10:50pm

legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

Sunday Oct 19 @ 10:49pm
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